IN NINE PARTS
TheDownfallof Programming
Instead, we used it to hide slower software.
~ 312 MB
Hello World, 487 MB later.
- ━Opens instantly
- ━1.5 MB resident memory
- ━Single static executable
- ━Six engineers, no PM
- ━No telemetry
- ━No Electron
- ━No framework
- ▲487 MB resident memory
- ▲1,247 dependencies
- ▲4.8 second cold start
- ▲Bundled Chromium runtime
- ▲node_modules: 312 MB
- ▲Telemetry on by default
- ▲CPU fans audible
"Software gets slower faster than hardware gets faster."
One button. Eight layers between you and the silicon.
We did not engineer this.
We accumulated it.
A generation that ships what it cannot explain.
The plumber economy.
Most engineers connect pipes between SaaS endpoints. The systems beneath them are sealed, opaque, and someone else's problem.
Framework first, problem second.
Stack picked before the requirements. Architecture written for the resume, not the user.
Microservice as theology.
Eight services to send an email. A distributed monolith with worse latency and a Slack channel.
Hire to ship, not to know.
Velocity rewarded. Comprehension optional. Nobody on the team can describe what happens after the curl.
You can argue with opinions.
You cannot argue with a stopwatch.
Indirection became a virtue.
Patterns applied to problems that don't exist yet, in case they someday might.
Every concrete thing wrapped in an interface, then a factory, then a config, then a builder.
A six-layer cathedral guarding a function that returns a string.
Rules that override common sense and a stopwatch are not principles. They are superstition.
The layer count is the bug.
A quiet counter-movement. Static binaries. Fast cold starts. Memory you can hold in your head. Tools that don't ship a browser to render a button.
The future of software is not adding more abstractions. It is removing the ones we never needed.
Peel back the layers.
If you cannot explain what your framework does underneath,
your stack owns you.
Debloating is not nostalgia.
It is economics.